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maliciousmelons:

sext: free shipping

(via sluttyteenwolf)

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who decide what i do with my body

• me
• not u

(via sluttyteenwolf)

shavingryansprivates:

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

(via sluttyteenwolf)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via indecisive-cat)

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

(Source: hommos, via indecisive-cat)

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

(via indecisive-cat)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via indecisive-cat)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via indecisive-cat)

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via indecisive-cat)

joetrohnam:

Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.

(Source: princesskulash, via indecisive-cat)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via cripplingparagon)

cholazard:

i like you do you like me

kiss me if yes

recite the bible in slovakian if no

(via cripplingparagon)

unfollower:

no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re  just more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused

(via sunnybig-girlprincessaurora)